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Song Parodies -> "Fabled Thighs!"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music
Parody Song Title:
"Fabled Thighs!"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here ~ Suzanne Somers' ThighMaster Gold, still only $14.99 (or was that fourteen EZ payments of $9.99?)!
Fabled Thighs!
"Master-ized"!
Suz-zane Somers, that hottie!
Ad-ducting's
En-chanting!
Thighs wide shut—Damn, I bought three!
Secretly hoping her 'tard might bunch
Camel toe, I'm waiting!
Squeezing sprongs
In those thongs
That, sir's "Thigh-Master" baiting!
"Master-ized"!
Suz-zane Somers, that hottie!
Ad-ducting's
En-chanting!
Thighs wide shut—Damn, I bought three!
Secretly hoping her 'tard might bunch
Camel toe, I'm waiting!
Squeezing sprongs
In those thongs
That, sir's "Thigh-Master" baiting!
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more fun packed in here than in suzanne's leotards
Three more excellently written, Edelweiss shorties..
Thy-gh greatest masterpiece to date.
Thanks alvin... I hear you...Thanks AFW...PMS...thanks, and when it comes to Suzanne Somers, I guess thighs matters!
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