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Song Parodies -> "Fabled Thighs!"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Fabled Thighs!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here ~ Suzanne Somers' ThighMaster Gold, still only $14.99 (or was that fourteen EZ payments of $9.99?)!
Fabled Thighs!
"Master-ized"!
Suz-zane Somers, that hottie!

Ad-ducting's
En-chanting!
Thighs wide shut—Damn, I bought three!

Secretly hoping her 'tard might bunch
Camel toe, I'm waiting!

Squeezing sprongs
In those thongs
That, sir's "Thigh-Master" baiting!

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
more fun packed in here than in suzanne's leotards
AFW - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Three more excellently written, Edelweiss shorties..
PMS - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thy-gh greatest masterpiece to date.
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin... I hear you...Thanks AFW...PMS...thanks, and when it comes to Suzanne Somers, I guess thighs matters!

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