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Song Parodies -> "Fatal Vice!"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Fatal Vice!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Being left to one's own 'devices' can, on occasion, lead to less than desireable results! ~~ Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here
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Fatal vice!
Paid the price!
Auto-erotic bender!

Bought last night,
Cinched it tight
Should have checked out that vendor—

D'Oh! Ker-vor-ki-an's ® Creme Ser-ene™? !
Oxy-geen’s not flowing—

Crazy stiff!
Not sure if—
I am coming—or going!

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* Disclaimer: 'Creme Serene™ is in no way affiliated with EZ Bake MethMakr™, Seive-tastic™ Prophylactics, Bag-o-shards™ or Doc Spitshine’s Spike-Master 2000™

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alvin - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
clever and a unique concept
TJC - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin! And, sorry if I offended anyone out there... but you gotta admit--there's been damned few auto-erotic asphyxiation parodies of late!
Phil Alexander - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
The "coming or going" line is very chortle-worthy, TJC... as the "oxygeen" rhyme. Great idea, beautifully executed.
AFW - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Short, but creatively sweet...and you evidently aroused the ire of the evil Doctor Wun..he operated on me a few days prior.
Rick C - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I got all choked up reading this. 555
TJC - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! And LOL on phil's 'executed' and rick's 'choked-up' comments! Think the last stanza might have been a bit better as: Vision 's dim... / `Vorkian's... / Got me coming and going!
PMS - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I 'bout died laughing

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