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Song Parodies -> "Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain"
Original Song Title:
"Climb Every Mountain"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music
Parody Song Title:
"Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Paris in jail... talk about the Hokey Pokey!
Climbed Sal’mon’s fountain*
On tape she (s)creamed
Hyped herself on Fox’s
Simple Life Extreme™
Blind reveries mountin’
Paris, it seems
Travels while she’s tipsy
Jail, her new regime
~~~
A blaze-orange jump-suit, can be ‘hot’ with cool shoes
Though clichés won’t compute, to bull-dykes with tattoos!
~~~
Time for head-countin’
Lock-up redeems?
Spawned a chain of Hiltons—
“Inn & Out” its theme!
* Boyfriend Rick Salomon, who ‘leaked’ their sex tape in 2003
~
On tape she (s)creamed
Hyped herself on Fox’s
Simple Life Extreme™
Blind reveries mountin’
Paris, it seems
Travels while she’s tipsy
Jail, her new regime
~~~
A blaze-orange jump-suit, can be ‘hot’ with cool shoes
Though clichés won’t compute, to bull-dykes with tattoos!
~~~
Time for head-countin’
Lock-up redeems?
Spawned a chain of Hiltons—
“Inn & Out” its theme!
* Boyfriend Rick Salomon, who ‘leaked’ their sex tape in 2003
~
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A Hilton in the Graybar.
Clever phrasing...top spoofing
Great stuff, TJC- short but perfectly comedically concise. 555
Thanks guys... appreciate the comments!
Pretty funny. 5's
exactly what Kristof said, TJC - I always know I'm in for a chuckle with you - great edge too - 555
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