-> "My Least Favorite Things"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"My Least Favorite Things"
The Lyrics
MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS
Ring-things on noses and whiskers on maidens
Loud heavy-metals and grungy bad-played-'uns
Suspender stockings and sleazy G-strings
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
Dun-colored hoodies that cuss and swear oodles
Schoolbells, alarm bells and streudels with noodles
Wild crow that caws when its neighbor sweet sings
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
Girls in hair stylings that look like car crashes
Red and black gunk on their lips and eyelashes
Golden seductions that melt into stings
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
When the bitch bites
When the bag swings
When I'm on a bad
I simply remember my least fav'rite things
Then I get really mad
Raindrops on laptops and soggy drowned kittens
Custody battles and sodden wool mittens
Brown vapor hackages when bimbo sings
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
My Little Ponies and precocious poodles
Dog smells and cat smells, likewise human boodles
Wild waves that churn my fragile inner things
These are a few of my least fav'rite things
Pretty white dresses with vomit in splashes
Snowflakes that stay in my cuts and my gashes
Silver white seniors trying to sing
These are a few of my least favorite things
When the spouse fights
When my neck wrings
When I'm feeling low
I simply remember my least fav'rite things
Then my mind starts to go
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