[Foley:]
You wait, little page, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your ass, little boy, as an empty space
That I will gladly jump on

[PageBoy:]
jump on?

[Foley:]
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
I know I'm first in line
Eager I am for muscular young lads
I offer you beer and wine,

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older an wiser
Telling you what to do
I am fifty going on sixty
I will take care of you

[PageBoy:]
I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are fifty going on sixty
I'll depend on you