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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Bustier"
Original Song Title:
"Ballad of the Green Berets"
Original Performer:
SSgt. Barry Sadler
Parody Song Title:
"Grandma's Bustier"
Parody Written by:
PMS
The Lyrics
I have no idea why I wrote this Bustier is pronounced BOO- STEE- Awith the accent on the last syllable
Crepey neck and saggy breasts
Liver spots upon her chest
All put frankly on display
When Grandma wore her bustier.
She was once a beauty queen
Way back in nineteen seventeen.
A pin up girl back in the day
In thigh high hose and a bustier.
The years rolled by, time took it's toll
But left untouched her bawdy soul
Though stooped and wizened old and gray
Grandma still wore her bustier.
She wore it to the MalWart store
The greeter dropped dead on the floor.
And lightening struck the church that day
She went to mass in her bustier.
A bullet ended Grandma's life.
Shot by some geezer's jealous wife.
We laid her to rest today
In her fav-o-rite bustier.
Liver spots upon her chest
All put frankly on display
When Grandma wore her bustier.
She was once a beauty queen
Way back in nineteen seventeen.
A pin up girl back in the day
In thigh high hose and a bustier.
The years rolled by, time took it's toll
But left untouched her bawdy soul
Though stooped and wizened old and gray
Grandma still wore her bustier.
She wore it to the MalWart store
The greeter dropped dead on the floor.
And lightening struck the church that day
She went to mass in her bustier.
A bullet ended Grandma's life.
Shot by some geezer's jealous wife.
We laid her to rest today
In her fav-o-rite bustier.
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