-> "The Ballad of the Orange Guy"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of the Green Berets"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of the Orange Guy"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Whining gol...fer on the course.
Fearful man... who beats dead horse.
Things big and small... about, he'll lie.
Depraved man... the Orange Guy.
Red hat sits... upon his head.
He cares not... if you're live or dead.
One hundred men... his lies did buy
but only three... still trust this guy.
Trained to hate... by Daddy's side.
Trained by Roy Cohn... very snide.
Night and day... he'll vent and lie.
Depraved man... the Orange Guy.
Red hat sits... upon his head.
He cares not... if you're live or dead.
One hundred men... his lies did buy
but only three... still trust this guy.
Back at home... a young wife waits.
Her "sucker" boy... has met his fate.
He has died... no COVID test.
Leaving her... this last request:
"Tell our son... vote Democrat.
Republicans... enough of that.
To trust that Trump... did I get high?
Blame my death... on the Orange Guy."
(instrumental close)
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