-> "Shorn To Be Mild"
Original Song Title:
"Born To Be Wild"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shorn To Be Mild"
The Lyrics
Get my scooter running
Head out on the footway,
Living with dementia
And whatever comes my way.
Yeah, darlin’ gonna make it happen
Going down to the usual place,
Come down to the Pop-In Parlour,
Each day there’s a different face.
Slowing down to zero
At the Caffe Nero,
Feeling very festive
I finish my digestive.
Yeah, darlin’ gonna make it happen
Going down to the usual place,
Come down to the Pop-In Parlour,
Each day there’s a different face.
Get your haircut restyled:
Get it shorn - keep it wild?
With the price so high
I never want it dyed.
Shorn or stay wild?
Shorn or stay wild?
Get my scooter running
Head out on the footway,
Hairdressing adventure
And whatever comes my way!
Yeah, darlin’ gonna make it happen
Heading home via the library,
Need to use their public toilet
I gotta find my RADAR key.
Had my haircut restyled
Had it short, not so wild,
With the price so high
I never want it dyed.
Shorn to be mild,
Shorn to be mild.
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