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Song Parodies -> "Rich Cuss & Lazarus"
Original Song Title:
"Incense & Peppermints"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Parody Song Title:
"Rich Cuss & Lazarus"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
[Inro]
Ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-ba, ba-ba
BIG WIGS - red neck pigs
Different routes
BIG SHOTS - tiny tots
Not in cahoots
JAG LADY - bag lady
Sharing no ties
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
Oh, JESUS H. CHRIST
Dis - par - ity ensues
Would you walk in, an amputee’s shoes?
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
Commonless ground
Comfort - Torment
Turn your life around
How can you help?
Who can you help?
Yeah, man
Where can you help?
You may need help!
Yeah, you
Yeah
Yeah
Lets embrace the human race...
Girls and Boys
Lend a hand to programs
We can share our new toys
Hodgepodge and demigods
Likely to fool
A litmus for analysts
The golden rule
Please share your half baked views
We can be friends, you simply amuse
[Instrumental Break]
Goof offs -Romanovs
Bolshevik surge
Gulags - Camelots
Stalin’s great purge
Khrushchev cedes Kennedy
Castro is spurned
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
What have we all learned?
Who cares behind closed doors?
If dogs lick bums, with opening sores
Rich Cuss - Lazarus
Rich Cuss - Lazarus
[outro]
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-ba, ba-ba
BIG WIGS - red neck pigs
Different routes
BIG SHOTS - tiny tots
Not in cahoots
JAG LADY - bag lady
Sharing no ties
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
Oh, JESUS H. CHRIST
Dis - par - ity ensues
Would you walk in, an amputee’s shoes?
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
Commonless ground
Comfort - Torment
Turn your life around
How can you help?
Who can you help?
Yeah, man
Where can you help?
You may need help!
Yeah, you
Yeah
Yeah
Lets embrace the human race...
Girls and Boys
Lend a hand to programs
We can share our new toys
Hodgepodge and demigods
Likely to fool
A litmus for analysts
The golden rule
Please share your half baked views
We can be friends, you simply amuse
[Instrumental Break]
Goof offs -Romanovs
Bolshevik surge
Gulags - Camelots
Stalin’s great purge
Khrushchev cedes Kennedy
Castro is spurned
Rich Cuss and Lazarus
What have we all learned?
Who cares behind closed doors?
If dogs lick bums, with opening sores
Rich Cuss - Lazarus
Rich Cuss - Lazarus
[outro]
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
Sha-la-la
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Very imaginative. I'm looking forward to more.
This is weird.
An LSD flashback to the psychedelic era. In its own way, it actually makes sense. You have succeeded with a rather challenging song. I like the lines "commonless ground" and "Share your half-baked views".
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