everybody's got their problems
everybody's got a sense of humor
everybody laughed at Beckham
when they heard about the awful rumor
that alex fergusson had kicked
a football boot up and it hit
Beckham square just above the eye
I cant believe, it happened to him
it happened to him

this is a problem that their faced with an eye
if Beckham sues i wouldnt be too surprised
complications for the courts to decide
repeated visions running thru his mind
knowing all this, he could have missed
someone else he could of hit,
get back, step back, and as for this
i cant believe

partially, he cant see
but what he does know for sure
t'was fergie, t'was fergie
who came storming thru the door
partially, he cant see
but what he does know for sure
t'was fergie, t'was fergie
who came storming thru the door
now he's sore

everybody's got their problems
everybody's got a sense of humor
everybody laughed at Beckham
when they heard about the shoe

partially, he cant see
damaged eye and all he saw
suddenly, suddenly
a footie boot flew from the floor
partially, he cant see
but he knows fergie he saw
kick laundry, kick laundry
hit his eye and now its sore
now its sore

the one thing that mattered the most
the FA cup they wanted to host
they lost out went down 2-0
gotta go back home feel ill
arsenal kicked them out the cup
fergie blasted and kicked the floor
a footie boot flew up real high
hit Beckham right in the eye