If you break up!
Be sure to steal your wifes mothers make up!
Cause your In-Laws a little shake up!
Lock her little brother in the stable!
Steal all the chairs and nick a table! (It's for the show)
Be sure to steal your wifes mothers make up! (It's for the show)
Cause your In-Laws a little shake up! (It's for the show)
Lock her little brother in the stable! (It's for the show)

I don't think you trust, in my, pie throwing genocide,
I cry, when i get hit in the face by a pie!

If you break up!
Be sure to steal your wifes mothers make up!
Cause your In-Laws a little shake up!
Lock her little brother in the stable!
Steal all the chairs and nick a table! (It's for the show)
Be sure to steal your wifes mothers make up! (It's for the show)
Cause your In-Laws a little shake up! (It's for the show)
Lock her little brother in the stable! (It's for the show)

I don't think you trust, in my, pie throwing genocide,
I cry, when i get hit in the face by a pie!
Thrown by, the pie throwing samurai,
I cry, when i get hit in the face by a pie......

Bozo! Bozo! Bozo! Bozo!

Bozo dear, your are the clowns pope,
Bozo dear, just slipped off the tight rope,
Really High
Off the tightrope
Really dumb
Off the tightrope
Really high off the..........

I don't think you trust, in my, pie throwing genocide,
I cry, when i get hit in the face by a pie!
Thrown by, the pie throwing samurai,
I cry, when i get hit in the face by a pie......