Sometimes
It's hard to be a mother
Hauling all this stuff in just one van
Kids' have ballet
And soccer they'll play
Doing things
That you have got them planned

Toss baseball gloves in
Squeeze and fit in
Even though it's hard
To drive when cramped
Though Billy's shovin'
No, don't go pound him
Cause after all he's just a kid

Crammed in your van
Stuffed with two boys, and gals too
The rest is swarmed with pals, zoo
When Tim bites I scold him harshly

Crammed in your van
From Burger World you're driving
Keep feeding to shut them up, you can
Crammed
In
Your Van

Crammed in your van
And stick that "Spears" CD in
Kids shouting "I Must Use The Can!!!!"
Crapped err Crammed in your Van!!!!