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Song Parodies -> "Could I Eat Some Bread?"
Original Song Title:
"All the Things She Said"
(MP3)Original Performer:
TaTu
Parody Song Title:
"Could I Eat Some Bread?"
Parody Written by:
Jassie Burns
The Lyrics
When I wrote this I wasn't trying to insult any skinny people. I have nothing against people smaller and better looking than me, but I do get really tired of turning on Saturday night live and hearinf Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon tell fat joke after fat joke with no joking on people at the end of the spectrum. I mean, I know it's not healthy to be overweight, but It's not ok to be uder weight, either, and it's even worse to be starving yourself in one way or another to reaach impossibly small sizes If you don't agree with me, then feel free to think I've written a stupid song
~Chorus I
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
~Verse 1~
I'm in serious --it, my size zero won't fit
I'm wearing child sized but it's only because
Everthing else falls off my thighs
If I could eat, I would have some fries
I keep seeing myself, wondering how
I can be so thin, when I don't work out
Wanna fly to a place with a big mac and me
Nobody sees, so I can eat cheese
(Somewhere else where I can eat cheese)
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
--Add--
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
--Musical Interlude--
~Verse 2~
And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say I should eat, 'cause I'm skinny enough
To evaporate in the sun and the rain
Fat people see me and they feel ashamed
When they stop and stare- don't worry me
'Cause I'm feeling hunger, and they're feeling for me
They could try to pretend, they can try to diet
But they aren't frail like me, at least not yet
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
~Verse 3~
Mother, what do you see?
I Turn 'round, you can't see me
Yes, I've lost some weight
People looking at me
I can't fit a size 3
Am I thin am I thin enough?
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
~Verse 1~
I'm in serious --it, my size zero won't fit
I'm wearing child sized but it's only because
Everthing else falls off my thighs
If I could eat, I would have some fries
I keep seeing myself, wondering how
I can be so thin, when I don't work out
Wanna fly to a place with a big mac and me
Nobody sees, so I can eat cheese
(Somewhere else where I can eat cheese)
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
--Add--
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
--Musical Interlude--
~Verse 2~
And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say I should eat, 'cause I'm skinny enough
To evaporate in the sun and the rain
Fat people see me and they feel ashamed
When they stop and stare- don't worry me
'Cause I'm feeling hunger, and they're feeling for me
They could try to pretend, they can try to diet
But they aren't frail like me, at least not yet
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
~Verse 3~
Mother, what do you see?
I Turn 'round, you can't see me
Yes, I've lost some weight
People looking at me
I can't fit a size 3
Am I thin am I thin enough?
~Chorus I~
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I Should eat some bread
Dieticians said
Dieticians said
I should eat some bread
I don't eat enough
I don't eat enough
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Why is this in the 60's bit ? ? ?
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