There was a mouse ate two small beans
They called him Rising Bum.
One small bean did ruin that rodent, poor boy
Rising Bum they do shun.

His furry little keister
It rose to set the scene.
Rose higher than a balloon, man
From there he will gleam.

Now the only thing that mousey needs
Is a hatpin, he sunk.
And he's flown, he has been gasified
A pin and he went clunk.

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Don't mutter tell those riled wrens
To watch out where he has gone.
Wend their way out of spin and misery
From the Mouse With The Rising Bum.

Well, I got him put and do inform
You'd better use all that brain.
He's flyin' back to New Orleans
'Less he wears ball and chain.

There was a mouse ate two small beans
They called him Rising Bum.
One small bean did ruin that rodent, poor boy
Rising Bum they do shun.