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Song Parodies -> "House of the Golden Arch"
Original Song Title:
"House of the Rising Sun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Animals
Parody Song Title:
"House of the Golden Arch"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
The song, of course, long predates the Animals' Number 1 hit of 1964. This is dedicated to wdh.
(guitar opening)
There is a house all over the world
they call the Golden Arch
and it's been the ruin of many a man's heart
and God, it's full of starch!
My mother was a nursemaid
she fed me full of greens!
My father was a gobblin' man
down in New Orleans!
Now the only thing they say 'bout fast food
is that so it's full of junk!
But the only time that I'm satisfied
is when I grab a chunk!
(organ solo)
Oh mothers, tell your children:
Off to Ronald's house, you march!
Spend your lives away from celery!
Try the House of the Golden Arch!
Well, I got one friend on the Atkins
but "Subway" is a train!
I'm going back to old Mickey D's
to eat Big Macs again!
Well, there is a house all over the world
they call the Golden Arch
and it's been the ruin of many a man's heart
and God, it's full of starch!
(organ close)
There is a house all over the world
they call the Golden Arch
and it's been the ruin of many a man's heart
and God, it's full of starch!
My mother was a nursemaid
she fed me full of greens!
My father was a gobblin' man
down in New Orleans!
Now the only thing they say 'bout fast food
is that so it's full of junk!
But the only time that I'm satisfied
is when I grab a chunk!
(organ solo)
Oh mothers, tell your children:
Off to Ronald's house, you march!
Spend your lives away from celery!
Try the House of the Golden Arch!
Well, I got one friend on the Atkins
but "Subway" is a train!
I'm going back to old Mickey D's
to eat Big Macs again!
Well, there is a house all over the world
they call the Golden Arch
and it's been the ruin of many a man's heart
and God, it's full of starch!
(organ close)
Mike's parodies: Over 200 served! And don't eat there at Subway, Comedy Guy. That food is just too damn plain.
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Congratulations on writing over 200-this one is a good example of your good stuff; good luck
MMmmmm. This one's so good I can almost taste it. PS. Congrats on 200.
200 how'd ya do that without getting CTS.
I liked this one very much, Michael. I love this kind of parody!
Mcdugit
Haha. That's brilliant.
Hey, a song dedicated to me! Very good, lol
Are these just lyrics, or can I download the parody... would love to actually hear these parodies. me@phillydog.cjb.net
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