Just flush
A grouse
When you're hiking -

You'll fall,
Surprised,
And stunned!

And it's caused
The twistin'
Of many an ankle

It sounds
Just like
A gun


My father, was a ranger
He hiked the ridges high

My mother was a ramblin' gal
Gore-Tex on her thighs


Now the only thing
A ruffed grouse needs
To get flushed from its bush

Is a hiker's sigh
When satisfied
And wipin' off their tush


Oh brother
Tell your sister
Not to do what I have done -
Slip into
A pile of your own poo
When by grouse
You're surprised
And stunned


Well I had one boot on my right foot
The other boot on the ground
I'm fallin' back into my crap
Stunned by, that sud-den sound


Just flush
A grouse
When you're hiking -

You'll fall,
Surprised,
And stunned!

And it's caused
The skippin'
Of many a heartbeat

It sounds
Just like
A gun