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Song Parodies -> "Dubya / Kerry (sugg. by John A. Barry)"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar Sugar"
Original Performer:
The Archies
Parody Song Title:
"Dubya / Kerry (sugg. by John A. Barry)"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
To return the favor from John, who used my suggestion "Kruger Kruger".
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
Dubya's had four years, he wants another term from you
(Hoping not for one, but two)
Kerry wants to take the job away from Double U
(He hopes that it will come true)
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)
Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry goin' at it, oh yeah
Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry both have lots of money
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
(fade)
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
Dubya's had four years, he wants another term from you
(Hoping not for one, but two)
Kerry wants to take the job away from Double U
(He hopes that it will come true)
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)
Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry goin' at it, oh yeah
Candidates are out to raise their money
They will promise ev'rything, oh baby
(I'm gonna count this hanging chad, yeah yeah yeah)
Bush and Kerry both have lots of money
Dubya, and Johnny Kerry
Want to be president
And each wants a vote from you
Kerry, and Georgie Dubya
Want to be president
And you choose between the two
(fade)
If you want to sing "Kerry Kerry" and "Dubya Dubya" instead of "Johnny Kerry" and "Georgie Dubya", that's OK too.
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Great pacing here:
They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)
They will soon debate Iraq and the economy
(We'll just have to wait and see)
All these politicians pour their gimmicks over me
(That's how rough campaigns can be)
Steve, congrats for taking the challenge. Well met.
Kudos for writing a political parody that isn't one-sided! Those are rare.
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