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Song Parodies -> "Kinsey"
Original Song Title:
"Windy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Association
Parody Song Title:
"Kinsey"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
who's peekin' in your bedroom door keyway ?
makin' his name by writin' with flair
who's crouchin' down to look through your window ?
everyone knows its kinsey
who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments ?
everyone knows its kinsey
and kinsey may...ask...your...size
and you'd better...tell...no ...lies
he's likely to...scrutinize
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)
(solo on something shaped like a flute)
and kinsey will...scandalize
but oh, how the...public...buys
the people are...mesmerized
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)
who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments
everyone knows its kinsey
(repeat and fade)
makin' his name by writin' with flair
who's crouchin' down to look through your window ?
everyone knows its kinsey
who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments ?
everyone knows its kinsey
and kinsey may...ask...your...size
and you'd better...tell...no ...lies
he's likely to...scrutinize
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)
if you're endowed (if you're endowed)
(solo on something shaped like a flute)
and kinsey will...scandalize
but oh, how the...public...buys
the people are...mesmerized
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)
they're really wowed (they're really wowed)
who's writin' down the real nitty-gritty ?
askin' near everybody he sees
who's seekin' out your most private moments
everyone knows its kinsey
(repeat and fade)
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Anyone Kinsey this is a good one..fives
My report: 5s
Well, I'm taking a rather orthodox position on this one...5's ~ ~ ~
beautiful pacing and word-choice as usual, alvin - 555
Ha! Something shaped like a flute killed me. Excellent...555
thanks AFW john paul stuart and rick
Heeheee.....peek-a-boo!! 5's
Rats, Paul took my pun... but it would be perverted to give this anything lower than a 5.
Great idea well executed. 555
Nice, alvin...this really made me giggle...though I still wish it had been Vin D. peeking through my window. Dammit.
thanks adagio michael kristof and arwen (sorry arwen, that was ME.. ...by the way...did i leave my stepladder there ?)
Brilliant! 555
thanks leebee
NICE! You nailed it. 555
thanks carol
This really measures up. Excellent job.
Excellent pacing, but who is Kinsey?
5 for technique, 5 for performance, and 5 for endurance
Kinsey's a guy who's sometimes credited with starting the Sexual Revolution by writing a couple of books of research that claimed nearly everyone was having sex with nearly everyone and everything else. He was also involved in stuff kinkier than Michael Jackson. One of these days, I've got to get around to doing a parody about him myself.
5's all the way, 'cause I swear I could even hear the original music behind it as I read it.
Mr. Rhodes, you are endowed with one more set of 5s.
thanks rex mrmacphisto offender jim and john
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