-> "Blemish"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blemish"
The Lyrics
Blemish is the word I use to describe
all the pimples that I had
on my face but not inside.
You don’t know how many zits
I popped around my high school.
You don’t know how many hits I took
cause I was not cool.
You don’t know many times
I thought that I could
squeeze a gnarly blackhead that would
blemish me as much as my reddish hue.
Acne is the word derived from French Fries.
For the love of fast food each time I capsize.
That I am not gonna be the one
to share my shake.
That I am not gonna be the one
to share cheesecake.
That I am not gonna be the one to share
Ice Cream to be the cone that you could
blemish as much as my face does.
Oh, I’m beginning to spread my tube of Clearasil
around my poor nose and forehead
Benzoyl Peroxide
Just the right cream
that could clear me up, make me clean
that stuff is drivin’ those zits out of town.
Oh there’s another Whitehead
But then I realize, Agnes Morehead
Just like Endora’s compromise
Samantha’s mother
who Darren really despised.
But all he wanted
was to work for Larry Tate
and win the ad man prize.
Blemish is the word I use to describe
all the pimples that I had
on my face but not inside.
You don’t know how many zits
I popped around my high school.
You don’t know how many hits I took
cause I was not cool.
You don’t know many times
I thought that I could
squeeze a gnarly blackhead that would
blemish me as much as my reddish hue.
Break into Pimple Stew.
Blemish is the word.
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