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Song Parodies -> "Guy DiRito"
Original Song Title:
"Lovely Rita"
Original Performer:
The Batles
Parody Song Title:
"Guy DiRito"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made, quite a big splash since he's come
hope he keeps writing songs each day,
parody songs, he does real neat-o
who is this Guy DiRito?
sending in a laugher with a ditty or two
pacing in, just keep the beat oh
funny stuff, this Guy Dirito
who'da thought Italians had a humourous side?
Guy DiRito, what he writes, stuff that will entertain us
when will he start to lose his will to say
as I eat my tostitos, I can laugh at Guy DiRto,
sent another parody to chucky today
Guy DiRito, can I ask?
how much of your stuff gets vetoed,
'specially like that one 'bout that guy "thong"?
me I think I'm kinda lucky,
I get cut some slack from Chucky
when I'm sending in a song about old-you-know-who..
Guy DiRito, when you rise,
up to the top submitters,
how will your scores be then compared to now,
you now have a three ones gremlin,
just to keep your scores from climbin
even though I think that your stuff is quite good
oh Guy DiRito, I'm amazed,
where would we be without you?
say what you think and just keep sending in the tunes
Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made, quite a big splash since he's come
hope he keeps writing songs each day,
parody songs, he does real neat-o
who is this Guy DiRito?
sending in a laugher with a ditty or two
pacing in, just keep the beat oh
funny stuff, this Guy Dirito
who'da thought Italians had a humourous side?
Guy DiRito, what he writes, stuff that will entertain us
when will he start to lose his will to say
as I eat my tostitos, I can laugh at Guy DiRto,
sent another parody to chucky today
Guy DiRito, can I ask?
how much of your stuff gets vetoed,
'specially like that one 'bout that guy "thong"?
me I think I'm kinda lucky,
I get cut some slack from Chucky
when I'm sending in a song about old-you-know-who..
Guy DiRito, when you rise,
up to the top submitters,
how will your scores be then compared to now,
you now have a three ones gremlin,
just to keep your scores from climbin
even though I think that your stuff is quite good
oh Guy DiRito, I'm amazed,
where would we be without you?
say what you think and just keep sending in the tunes
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Yeah, I wonder what ever became of Guy Dirito???
Maybe he went back to Texas to run for Congress, and save an endangered seat for the Republicans. They could do worse. In fact, they ARE doing worse! At least Guy has a sense of humor.
Really? Was Guy Dirito a Republican?
I don't know what became of Guy? Is Wild Man of Wild Man/ Diva fame? How you doing?
And is Static of Static fame?
We should assemble a list of "inactive parody authors"...or "forgotten parody authors" from way back when. Wildman, Diva, Static...and Guy Dirito would undoubtedly make that list.
How about Ingeborg S. Nordén?
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