-> "Any Vein (the Medical Tune)"
Original Song Title:
"Penny Lane"
Parody Song Title:
"Any Vein (the Medical Tune)"
The Lyrics
In any vein you stick a needle when you medicate
behind the head or in the feet the needle goes
and drop the plunger watch the liquid go
when his dose is low
in the elbow goes the cortisone for swelling up
and in the armpit goes another for the smell
some medications make you feel so well
and somemore deranged, very strange
any vein behind the ear, or in the eyes
there beneath the skin, these blue thin guys
they sit like, spidey tracks
in any vein there is some iron and some other cells
and if you've farted there's the hemmorhoids you've seen
you wipe you butt to keep those big veins clean
i's a crappy scene
any vein behind the ears and in the eyes
more in some girls than in guys
a bummer, meanwhile though
the patient cries as needles get put in and some come out
the pretty nurse has several others on her tray
please don't stick me the patient prays..
she does anyway..
in any vein within the heart there is arrhythmia
we see the surgeon with a scalpel going in
and then the doctor cuts right in
and he bleeds again, very strange
any vein behind the ears and in the eyes
more in some girls than in guys
a bummer, meanwhile though
any vein behind the ears and in the eyes
more in some girls than in guys
a bummer, meanwhile though
any vein
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