-> "John McCain"
Original Song Title:
"Barbara Ann"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"John McCain"
Parody Written by:
Paul Stein
The Lyrics
John, John, John, John, John McCain.
John, John, John, John, John McCain.
John, John, John, John, John McCain.
(Chorus)
John McCain,
Where is your brain?
Your judgment’s really poor.
You’ll keep us all at war.
John McCain, John, John, John, John McCain.
Voted to attack
The country of Iraq.
Then he urged a bloody surge,
Instead of pulling back. (Chorus)
Needed a V.P.
For the G.O.P.
Picked a right-wing lightweight,
Inexperienced as can be. (Chorus)
A clear continuation
Of the Bush Administration.
He says he stands for change,
But it’s just misinformation. (Chorus)
Found our “fundamentals sound”,
As they fell down to the ground.
His economic ignorance
Is scary and profound. (Chorus)
A maverick he is not,
Though his temper’s very hot.
His positions change from day to day.
They’re all over the lot. (Chorus)
Has no sympathy
For the working family.
With thirteen cars, ten houses
Can’t relate to you and me. (Chorus)
He sang “Bomb, bomb Iran!”
Don’t elect him or he can!
We won’t survive four more years
Of a reckless macho man. (Chorus)
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