Song Parodies -> "So Cool, I'm A Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Be True To Your School"

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Original Performer:

"So Cool, I'm A Ghoul"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

When big fat maggots start to show up 'round
And you hear screams at night
You can tell right away
I'm come to your city
I'm the scariest ghoul
Best at making a fright!

I'm so cool as a ghoul, wow
(Ha ha, ha ha, you're doomed Bob!...)
Believe me, look straight at my good eye
I am so cool as a ghoul
Make all the tough guys cry
So cool as a ghoul
(Auugggghghhhh!!!! Aughgghghghh!!!!)

Just like the Frankenstein monster
Metal bolts on my neck
Head to toe dressed in black
I grunt, I moan and howl
Wave my axe around
Hack body parts off you clowns
Or torture you on my rack

Yes, it's true I'm your ghoul now
(Ha ha, ha ha, blood spews out!...)
Chop off the heads of the girls and guys
So cruel, I'm a ghoul
Now watch the blood stream fly!
So cruel as a ghoul
(Auugggghghhhh!!!! Aughgghghghh!!!!)

On Friday 13th, I'll put Jason Vorhees to shame
I'll do the murdering right
Just gonna disembowel all
The girls and drink their blood like Yoo-Hoo now
And they'll be screeching all night

I'm so cool as your ghoul now
(Ta ta, ta ta, kill you snobs!...)
I silently stand while I watch you die
I'm so cruel as your ghoul now
I'll bake you in a pie
It's true, I'm a ghoul
(Auugggghghhhh!!!! Aughgghghghh!!!!)

Ha ha ha, it's true I'm a ghoul
Ha ha ha, so cruel as ghoul
Ha ha ha, it's cool as a ghoul
Ha ha ha, what's new? I'm a ghoul

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Matthias - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Freaky!

alvin - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

monstrously funny...especially sung to the bouncy original melody

Matthias - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Listening to the OS, I wish you added the cheearler's lines in there as well. Not bad though.

Agrimorfee - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

(I did, in all the parentheses...)

Matthias - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

My bad... Great job!

Arwen - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL! I love it, Agri!! Just great!!

Also, I read this and loved it...but was called away to do some work and so it sat, an open window, for quite a while. The last comment on the board when I read it had been Matthias' wish about including the cheerleaders' lines. I just came back and wrote..."He did...in the parentheses..." and then thought I should refresh to make sure you hadn't already plead your case. Alas...great minds DO think alike.

Anyway...this was great great great!!

Ann Hammond - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Love it

LittleCupCakes - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord Agree, I love to be " chilled to the bone, " shivering with Halloween delight, even in January !

Invisible Boy - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Frankenstein meets Sweeny Todd...hehe
Not sure why, but I pictured Nearly Headless Nick flying around...

Matthias - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment

See what happened the first time was that I think that I heard a remix or something of this song on Youtube, because when I heard this one is was perfect. I loved it Aggy. Some great (and disgusting) mental images painted a disturbing picture in my mind.

tomario - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

On top form as usual Agri but...i think you've warped my fragile little mind! lol 555

bobpiecheese - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment

(Ages) Death, horror and gore set to the Beach Boys. That's a new one on me. 555 for you!

Arwen - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

AGES...once again, I just love this Agri...it makes me so happy! Weird...considering its subject matter...hee hee...but I'm still smiling!

Below Average Dave - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

(Ages) It was a cute parody from the angle of a 'ghoul' . . . Very well written to a kinda odd original song. 5s

Melanie Lee - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

I think you matched the pacing well. A few laughs, but it didn't really turn me on. Sorry. 5-4-4.

Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

(Ages) A good Halloween song. I enjoyed the song, fit the OS well.

Glen S - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment

This is weird, because I like your rhyme scheme and your theme and the chorus a whole bunch. I just feel like the OS fights you a bit. Maybe that juxtaposition was your intention, but I feel like this wouldn't lend itself very well to being recorded. Good for halloween, and I hope you are doing well with your recent change. Continuous good luck to you, HagriD.

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