I've been working on a cooler image
To help me get the chicks
I've been picking out a brand new wardrobe
That ain't size sixty-six

I tried some capris
But they ain't fittin' me so good
As if they would

Each time they start to splittin' again
I thought I'd found something could cover up myself
But it's no go

Sometimes I feel very fat
Sometimes I feel very fat
(Can't find nothin' I can fit my booty rolls into)
Sometimes I feel very fat
(Can't find nothin' I can fit my booty rolls into)

I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs

Every time I try some sexy threads
There's too much to go around
Then they start to lodge in hidden places
That never should be found

What can I do? Everything I put in pops out
Talkin' extra stout

Each time I try to wear something buff
I stuff it with more than it's able to be stuffed
And that's enough

Sometimes I feel very fat
Sometimes I feel very fat
(Can't find nothin' I can shove my blubber butt into)
Sometimes I feel very fat
(Can't find nothin' I can shove my blubber butt into)

I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs

I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs
I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs
I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs
I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs
I guess spandex wasn't made for these thighs