I...I see the colorful drinks in bars
And I want to down them all before I leave
I keep on ordering Matadors
And I'll know I've reached my limit when I heave

I'm drinking up good libations
They're giving me lubrication
I'm drinking up good libations
In singles and combinations
Good, good, good, good libations
They're products of distillation
Good, good, good, good libations
They're causing inebriation

Close my eyes, just so the room won't spin
Take a swig and swallow lots of lime
When I go to the john
I can't walk a straight and narrow line

I'm drinking up good libations
I'm calling it medication
I'm drinking up good libations
I'm feeling intoxication
Good, good, good, good libations
I'm having hallucinations
Good, good, good, good libations
I'm needing resusitation

(Ahh)
(Ah, my my, fermentation)
I drink some more now I'm on the floor
(Oh, my my, what a vacation)
(Oh, my my, eye dilation)
(Oh, my my, what)

Gotta keep those alcohol elations a-happening to me
Gotta keep those alcohol gyrations a-happening to me
Gotta keep those alcohol sensations a-happening

(Ahh)

Good, good, good, good libations (Gin sloe sloe)
(I'm drinking down good libations) (It flow flow)
I'm losing all cogitation (Moderation, oh no no)
Good, good, good, good libations

How how how how how, Curacao
Hee hee hee hee hee, Daquiri
Duh duh duh duh del, Muscatel
Doo doo doo doo doo, gotta spew