-> "Shouldn't It Be Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Nice"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shouldn't It Be Rice"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Shouldn't it be Rice to blame? (Let's scold her)
Terrorist attacks; she got it wrong.
And shouldn't it be Rice; who, hell for leather,
Wants the kind of world ruled by the strong?
'Cause things for Bush and Rice
Won't get much better.
Voters will chase the Right and then, forget her...
Shouldn't it be Rice who now must wake up?
Terror warnings she had failed to view.
Was Bush "heaven-sent" to rule forever,
Helped by brother Jeb, through Far Right coup?
Corporate crimes and war now never-ending;
Suspicions that has Condi still defending...
Shouldn't it be Rice?
Condi slipped; she thinks the Dubya dope will stay; that's quite untrue.
Rule again? He still would be a stupid king; Bush just won't do.
World would be buried...
Sack Bushies, so crappy...
Shouldn't it be Rice?
They crow 'bout dreams of war; they're hawks about it.
Iraq only gets worse, but still... they doubt it.
Inept; who'll get outed?
Shouldn't it be Rice?
(fade)
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