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Song Parodies -> "Spots Only Grow"
Original Song Title:
"God Only Knows"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Spots Only Grow"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
You know what it's like...you want to impress a laydee, and (regardless of age), the God of Zit smites thee verily....
Though I may be your "lust fool"
My visage is awash with pustules
I've tried all medications
Still, facial Appalachians...
Spots only grow when I think about you
No wonder I am alone
My kisser's like a fresh baked calzone*
And sure, I wanna kiss you
But you would require a tissue...
Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you
I will give up french fries now
Hamburgers I must despise now
There's no way I'll be a "playah"
If my mug's Mt. Kilauea!!
Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you
Spots only grow...(repeat to fade)
My visage is awash with pustules
I've tried all medications
Still, facial Appalachians...
Spots only grow when I think about you
No wonder I am alone
My kisser's like a fresh baked calzone*
And sure, I wanna kiss you
But you would require a tissue...
Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you
I will give up french fries now
Hamburgers I must despise now
There's no way I'll be a "playah"
If my mug's Mt. Kilauea!!
Spots only grow when I think about you
Spots only show when I think about you
Spots only grow...(repeat to fade)
* calzone...folded pizza
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Feeling a little pussy, are we? That's PUS--EEE, you perverts.
Hilarious, Kristof! Especially the first verse.
Poor thing! LOL!
funny as hell...best line...."if my mug's kilauea"....5s
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