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Song Parodies -> "Central Jersey Roads"
Original Song Title:
"California Girls"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Central Jersey Roads"
Parody Written by:
MasonR
The Lyrics
Well Route 18 is jammed
It's hard to get from here to there
And the Parkway slows down before the tolls
It makes me want to pull my hair
Sunday on Route 1's crowded,
drivers cut you from the right
And the Turnpike's slow no matter where you go
And no one fixes the streetlights
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads
The west coast has Route 1, I love
That ocean view so fine
And in New Hampshire, Kancamagus twists and turns,
Driving on it is divine
I've been all around in this SUV
And I've seen all kinds of roads
Yeah, and I really hate to drive the Garden Sate
It's got the worst roads in the world
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads...
It's hard to get from here to there
And the Parkway slows down before the tolls
It makes me want to pull my hair
Sunday on Route 1's crowded,
drivers cut you from the right
And the Turnpike's slow no matter where you go
And no one fixes the streetlights
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads
The west coast has Route 1, I love
That ocean view so fine
And in New Hampshire, Kancamagus twists and turns,
Driving on it is divine
I've been all around in this SUV
And I've seen all kinds of roads
Yeah, and I really hate to drive the Garden Sate
It's got the worst roads in the world
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey
(roads, roads, roads, I hate these)
I really do dislike Central Jersey roads...
Parody by Mason "damn those jughandle turns" Resnick
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I-555.
Been there, driven on that, got the flat tire. 555!
Route 1 is a hell of a mess the other six days of the week too. Of course, we built the New Jersey Turnpike specifically to get trucks off Route 1. See how well it worked? Five points on your license.
Route 555 to New Jersey Turnpike, dude!
Johnny D--I-555 thank you. QC79--You too? How long did AAA take? Michael Pacholek--I should write another one about Woodbridge Ave. in Highland Park. It's in the top 10 in the national registry of speed traps. WhizkidF--Thanks, I wish I could find that Route 555 ;-)
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