Song Parodies -> "Help, Viagra"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me, Rhonda"

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Original Performer:

"Help, Viagra"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Isn't medicine wonderful?

Well it's later in my life,
And there's one thing that makes me forlorn
You see, I just turned 59,
and don't know if I can perform
Now when we try stuff in bed
My wife wonders if I'm dead
I need some help, Viagra.
Help me feel like 18 again

Help, Viagra
Help, help Viagra
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Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
Help, help, Viagra
Help, Viagra, yeah!
Make me 18 again

It's been causing me some strife
Since my peter lost its pan
Then my doctor, he prescribed
some Viagra. It will improve my plans
Before all I could do was sigh
Now I hardly even have to try
My wife says "Thanks, Viagra"
Now I feel like 18 again

Help, Viagra
Help, help Viagra
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Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
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Help, Viagra
Help, help, Viagra
Help, Viagra
Help, help, Viagra
Help, Viagra, yeah!
Make me 18 again

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QC79 - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

How'd you do this and keep it so...clean? 555!

Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

A hard song is good to rhyme.

Seeing blue - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I like it. This could be the new Viagra jingle!

John Kerry - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message.

George W. Bush - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm Teresa Heinz Kerry, and I approve whatever Karl Rove puts inside of me.

MasonR - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment

QC79--this was clean? Johnny D--...and a hard song is good to rhyme! Blue--As long as I get royalties ;-) John Kerry--uh dude, you're a bit late... W--yeah sure. I heard he has Rove-ing hands.

Laura Bush - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment

George, stop cross-dressing as Teresa, please?

BigDAve - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Fantastic.

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