we drug his body from the ocean
but he had passed away
his favorite hobby was surfin'
but it was hell to pay
they took him off in a baggie
his head was smashed to goo
a gushy gushy blood hairdo
surfin' D.O.A.

they're smashed by surf and go under
get caught in fishin' lines
gettin' loose, they wrestle...
with sharks that want to dine
by swells, they are flattened
they're dyin' every day
broke their bodies by surfin'
surfin' D.O.A.

we'll all be surfin' like loons
we're gonna ache real soon
we're whacked and drowned by surfboards
we all start to swoon
we'll all be dead by the summer
or else in wheelchairs to stay
stupid creatures go surfin
surfin' D.O.A.

hangin' ten, so balmy
moronic escapades
salty, foamy and all wet
this dreaded beach will slay
all over, young fella !
this is the price you pay
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.
if ya wanna go surfin'...surfin' D.O.A.