well, grade school girls are sick
they really have me wildly scared
cause those sullen girls have this secret talk
it freaks me out, i must declare

they're average people's daughters
but i swear they're not quite right
cause a normal girl wouldn't act like this
i'll keep my profile low, tonight

i wish it was not me that became a...
i wish it was not me that became a...
i wish it was not me that became a girl

they tell the future sometimes
and the girls have questions planned
they do a wild watusi to a teen idol song
they love the cute boys in the band

i tell you its a different world
when you dress up like a girl
yeah, but i couldn't wait to get back to my mates
these are the cruelest girls in the world

i wish it was not me that became a...
i wish it was not me that became a...
i wish it was not me that became a girl

i wish it was not me that became a girl
i wish it was not me that became a girl
i wish it was not me that became a girl