Catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world

You're nose is stuffed and you are feeling aches and pains
(And you're coughing all the time)
Scratchy throat is driving you insane
When you are sick do not sneeze or snuff
And baby, try not to spread all your viral stuff
And when you catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world

So you try meds 'cause it's been going on so long
(Robitussin tastes too strong)
Maybe your pharmacist is wrong
So try Nyquill, drink it from a spoon
But watch it--go right to sleep, or your head will swoon
And when you catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world

Catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world

So here's a lesson when a virus goes around
(Just get out of town)
Each winter, I'm Florida-bound
Just get away from the winter snow
Or baby, you will get sick, and your nose you'll blow
'Cause when you catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world


Catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world
Catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world
Catch a cold, you'll be sneezing all over the world

(fade out over sneezes and coughs)