Song Parodies -> "I'm A Hoser"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm A Hoser"

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The Lyrics

I'm a hoser
I'm a hoser
but I'm not what I appear to be

of all the songs I have done, amIright
I choose the beatles to poke fun at tonight
I sit her eating and drinking a beer
and if you horn in, take off, eh? I'm here!!

I'm a hoser
and I've got back bacon here with me
I'm a hoser
and I'll get another beer for me

Toronto's fine but I don't go to bars
right now I think I would get that thing, SARS
I drink tim hortons from a stainless steel flask
I strain it through my new medical mask

I'm a hoser
and I've got back bacon here with me
I'm a hoser
and I'll get another beer for me

if you head north, my friend here are some tips
bring wooly socks and that stuff for chapped lips
moose run wild in the main streets up here
that's why we all drink that good moosehead beer

I'm a hoser
and I've got back bacon here with me
I'm a hoser
and I'll get another beer for me

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Meriadoc - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey - I have a Tim Horton's coffee mug... loved the line about the moose!

Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice job, and thanks, Merry, for pointing out to me that Tim Horton's also does coffee. From my trips to Montreal, I'd forgotten that. I'm thinking, wait a minute, Tim Horton's makes beer? And do I pay for that with the green bill or the purple one?

Diva - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment

AYE, Canadians are a little different, but in a good way. You did give us Mike Meyers did you not.

D_rok35 - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, excellent parody. Being Canadian myself, it's good to see stuff from other Canadians on the web. I don't drink moosehead though, Olands does it for me, hehe. Vive a Nouvelle Ecosse. Vie a Canada!!!

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