for the benefit of Mr Pete, lawyers and the crown did meet,
discuss his fate
the hard drives they examined there
contained no little boys to share
oh what a scene
scotland yard has put you on a list
of sex offenders, but you're clean
I repeat, Mr Pete free as a bird

the celebrated Mr Pete
may I suggest you don't repeat
that kiddie site
don't hang around the childrens swing
cause they'll be watching everything not too great
both the crown and lawyers assure the public
thathis chance to re offend is none
and of course, files with a horse
well, they don't count...

the court began at ten past six,
they gave Pete back his hard drive discs, without a sound
and Mr Pete he was discreet,
his alibi, on solid ground
having warned the folks who run the nation,
he was doing research after all..
I repeat, Mr Pete you're clean after all