Song Parodies -> "Control Your Cat"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Do That"

Original Performer:

"Control Your Cat"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Based on cats apparently having 9 lives...... n.b. No animals were harmed in the writing of this parody.

Your cat's got in the way of my car again
If your wonderin' why its not looking the same

Oh yes I ran it down
And that's a fact
Its lying still on the floor, yeow!
I've killed your cat!?

Well, its the eighth time, Ive hit him stalking my car
If he does it just one more time, his fate is a jar
Oh please now, do not frown
(Do not frown)
And look like that
(Don't you frown and look like that)
Because I've asked you before, to,
Control your cat

Tigger sure is mean,
"Cause Im the one he picks on most
The neighbour's seen
Him stalking all day and stealing my post
So keep Tigger from me, if he wants to see nine
I cant stop his actions, you know Im not unkind

Don't wanna run him down
(Run him down)
And that's a fact
(Don't wanna run him down and leave him flat)
You know Ive asked you before, oh,
Control your cat

Miaow!
(Control your cat x 5)

Everybody's seen
The way he lies in wait for me
Its quite obscene
Him stalking all day, he wont go away
So keep Tigger home some if he wants to see nine
Im getting more paranoid-on edge all the time

Next time I run him down
(Run him down)
That will be that
(If I run him down that will be that)
Because I've begged you before, to,
Control your cat.

110605 lucidlupin leebee

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Patrick Yoness - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm a pretty big Beatles fan but it still took me a while to remember this song. I like the way you worked in the background lines like, "(Don't wanna run him down and leave him flat)". Good job on the whole thing.

LucidLupin LeeBee - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Patrick ;)

Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Control a cat? Since when has mortal man been able to do that. You know the joke. Dog: "He feeds me, he brushes me, he takes are of my every need. He must be a god." Cat: "He feeds me, he brushes me, he takes are of my every need. I must be a god." Patrick: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles600.shtml

Thermoman-3 - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Very very witty, I'm sorry about the kitty, The story was good and i'd say if I could that I think its a bit of a pity !

Allicat - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, so sad!! :( poor kitty... DKTOS, but good job anyway:)

critique - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Stick to your day job, this is embarrassingly crap. Better still.....dont bother with parodies anymore.

LucidLupin LeeBee - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment

My advice to you "critique" is to not read them then! ;)

t1gger - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Brilliant lee, i found it very witty and amusing.

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