I got the job at last oh joy
Nobody knows my plan they're unprepared
I will cause trouble not like Peeves
Yes I will make them grieve
I've got tricks up my sleeve
The fools won't find out soon enough
Yes when the battle's done I will be there

I should treat what I say with care
I cannot help but fear
Somebody I hate is near
Using their extendable ears

I want to kill the kid Malfoy
It's like he wants to help Dumbledore
He has to quickly learn or pay
It's an embarrassment
All these accidents
Are messy like a bomb

I've been living a lie
Said I changed, but I'm a spy
But I prefer reconnaissance
The Half Blood Prince – had once been my pen name
But my skills remained ignored
So I joined with the Dark Lord
Slughorn is a Hor-
Ace that's his name
But just the same I do not like that man at all

How does he like the Potter Boy
He's a disgrace to all of Slytherin
And speaking of that nasty kid
I kept the fact well hid
He'd had me more than he does if only he knew what I did
I ratted out his mom

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