Song Parodies -> "Darth Vader Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Darth Vader Dear"

Parody Written by:

Cooper Stimson

The Lyrics

This is a song about one of Darth Vader's victims trying to reason with him. There is a recording posted as well.

Darth Vader dear though you
Spend your days inside that big black suit Don't blow me up
Darth Vader dear Don't blow me up
Darth Vader dear

Hold your saber you silly sith
Look what you've done
When you slew the Jedi for Palpatine
You destroyed the galaxy's last hope of rescue
Silly Sith

You were there to save Naboo
But when you got to Alderann
You said "Hey man
"It's meant to be blown to particles!"
Silly Sith...

Lopped a hand off your Jedi son
See what you've done
When you gave yourself to the Dark Side
Joined the Emperor and proceeded to destroy things
Silly Sith

Darth Vader dear you should
Take some anger management classes Don't blow me up
Darth Vader dear Don't blow me up
Darth Vader dear

This song is recorded, too:Recording on Amiright Streaming Audio Site

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Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Hasn't this been done before? And better?

Earplug Salesman - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment

To: Michael Pacholek. Listen to the recording.If it is not the worst recording on AmIRight, it at least takes second. I expect to retire after selling earplugs to people who listen to this one. I managed about 30 seconds of listening before my gorge rose. It may take therapy to get over this one.

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