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Song Parodies -> "A Plea For Help!!!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Plea For Help!!!!!"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Please do not vote on this, it was not written to make anybody laugh...it was written to make some people smile, when help arrives in the form of food and clothing. I have taken a job in Baton Rouge , outside of my field, to help in the Disaster Recovery effort and will be gone from these pages for many months. Bless you all for helping if you can.
Help! We need some money
Help! Also food and clothing
Help...if you can feed someone
Help!!!!!!!

Yes there is hunger, so much hunger that I pray
That we can feed them...anybodys' help will make their day
'Cause peoples' homes are gone from what has just occured
Unless you're blind, you know the kinds of things they have endured

Chorus

Help them if you can, some people drowned
And I know that many more have not been found
Help them get their feet on dryer ground
Won't you please, please help them???

Because their life has changed in less than seven days
And some's existence has just vanished 'neath the waves
And as I watch the news we need to spread the word
'Cause it's the worst disaster that has ever hit our shores

(As you repeat the chorus, please go to your closet and find something too big, too small, or seldom worn, and put it in a bag )

(As you repeat the first verse, please go to your pantry and find a can or two of something you can spare)

(As you repeat the chorus again, take the bag, hop in your car, and drive to the Red Cross or Salvation Army. The smiles you receive there, and the smiles on the faces of the people in need when they receive this help, will stay with you forever)

Bless you all
Dee Range

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Dominic L. - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
If I were to rate this, it would be 525... I would give it a funny point because it's amusing
Red Ant - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll respect your wish to not vote this, and I wish you and everyone else the best in Baton Rouge, Dee.
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good luck, Dee - that's a big effort - hopefully you'll get some down-time to get hold of a computer and let us know via brilliant parodies like this, how you're going - stu
Dee Range - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic, RA, and Stu for taking a look.
Kat - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm impressed with this parody, to say the least.

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