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Song Parodies -> "Smelly Submarine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Smelly Submarine"

Parody Written by:

Robert Mackle

The Lyrics

In the gown, that I have worn
Seven years of, watching porn
Never washed or brushed my teeth
Never changed any of my sheets

So my mum bought me a boat
Cos my face had turned a shade of green
And I lived beneath the sea
In a smelly submarine

We all live on a smelly submarine
A smelly submarine, a smelly submarine
We all live on a smelly submarine
A smelly submarine, a smelly submarine

And my friends don't come on board
Even my pet dog jumped overboard
And my mam sends me hairspray

Chorus

*God that stinks! Get some deodarant! Phew! Wow!*

As I live a life of ease
Both my feet smell, of rotting cheese
Meat gone blue, air is green
On my smelly, submarine! AHA!

Chorus

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightfully goofy, but be careful on the pacing (verse 2). Proof it before you hit that submit button!
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done! Agri, I think the pacing works in the second verse if you consider that Ringo sang the word "found" using 3 syllables for the one word. 555
Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Fine sing-along, this has the smell of 5s all over it.
Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved this.

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