Song Parodies -> "Two of Us (Had a Curry)"

Original Song Title:

"Two of Us"

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"Two of Us (Had a Curry)"

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The Lyrics

Two of us had a curry, wasn't such a good idea
Staggered home Sunday morning, stomach groaning got diarrhea oh no
All the way home (diarrhea)
All the way home (diarrhea)
Im going home

Two of us had a kebab, book me rehab, got the squits
Had some chips with my naan bread, now my spleen's dead, on a drip
In hospital
I'm not going home
Not for six months
going home

You and I had sandwiches, longer than the recommended government daily intake allows

Two of us went binge drinking, we weren't thinking, our hunger grew
Takeaways all around me, chicken curry, I will puke on you, on you on you all over you

You and I had shish kebabs, cooked on a stick for seven years

Two of us had a curry, wasn't such a good idea
Staggered home Sunday morning, stomach groaning got diarrhea oh no
All the way home (diarrhea)
All the way home (diarrhea)
Im going home

Yeh, we're going home better tell the wife to sleep on the other side of the bed tonight haha

Two of Us (Had a Curry)

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