Song Parodies -> "Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

"Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!"

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The Lyrics

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Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!

Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Dam(n)sel that wrecked the cleanness
When it got dark you blow my car away
Flew away some thousand meters
First I caught a glimpse of Rita
Lifting up a thicket and a kettle of rock
In a snap I felt much older
I was at a loss and colder
Made me cringe a little, I'm not unwary man!

Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Then I took off completely
Now I fly free, come break the wind with me

Rita!

Checked her out and prayed to calm her
Heard a laugh (yes I'm a sinner)
Scold her I wouldn't ever like to see her again
Got the chill when Rita raid it
Ran for home but kinda blew it
Lifted like a mofo in a twister or two

Oh Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Texas could do without you
Fly me a drink and let me sink from you

Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!
Ghastly Rita! Hurricane!

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Professor - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Pacing error in last major verse can be corrected by changing to...."Skold her I would never like to see her again". The way it reads now, it scans one too many syllables.

Rick C - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment

This one blew. Just kidding Peter :-) 555

stuart mcarthur - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment

great idea, Peter, and well executed - 555

Peter Andersson - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanx Stuart, Rick and Professor (who's absolutely correct with his suggestion).

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