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Song Parodies -> "Golden Showers / Carry that Sheik / The End"
Original Song Title:
"Golden Slumbers / Carry that Weight / The End"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Golden Showers / Carry that Sheik / The End"
Parody Written by:
Robert Mackle
The Lyrics
Once there was a way, to please my woman
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?
Golden showers hit your eyes, smiles awake you when I rise, sleep pretty darling do not cry that is one thing we shan't try
Once there was a way, to please my woman
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
I never sell you my oil fields, you only send me your F5 bombers
And in the middle of incineration, I break down
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Oh yeh! Oh right! Am I gonna be in your dreams tonight?
Love you love you!
And in the end, the time you waste is equal to the albums I make
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?
Golden showers hit your eyes, smiles awake you when I rise, sleep pretty darling do not cry that is one thing we shan't try
Once there was a way, to please my woman
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
I never sell you my oil fields, you only send me your F5 bombers
And in the middle of incineration, I break down
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Oh yeh! Oh right! Am I gonna be in your dreams tonight?
Love you love you!
And in the end, the time you waste is equal to the albums I make
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gee, you're good at this, Robert Mackle - 555
How did this get past the censor? I like how you threw sensibility out the window, but the 'The End' section was really weak with too many of the original words.
Agriforme, Its one line I repeat, hardly a tragedy. Couldn't fit "nightmares" in.
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