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Song Parodies -> "Almost Sixty Four"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty Four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Almost Sixty Four"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

is he that old? full head of dark hair?
many years alive
whill he still be singing of the band on the run
magneto and titanium man?
will he forget the words to my love?
miss some of the chords?
can he still play them, will he still say them?
he's almost sixty four..

I'll be older too.. but when his show comes through, I will be there too..

get him a wheelchair, give him a hand
shove him through the door,
listen to him singing london town here today
jet, and helen wheels yesterday
doing the oldies, writing some new,
does he have much more,
does he amaze me? maybe he's crazy
almost sixty four

every evening he can have a burger patty made of meat,
yes I said that right
now that linda's gone
now he has one who's been
leg missed, named I-lean

duets with mikey, argue of girls,
mikey lets them go,
paul has always been a better sample of man
mikey takes em young when he can

playing with Elton, cramming for more
will this ever end?
will he be breathing what is he needing?
almost sixty four

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Peregrin - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the reference to a bit of meat now Linda was gone :)
Agrimorfee - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Started losing sense by the Linda/meat section. Clever song nonetheless.
Kat - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Leave Paul alone, he said he didn't want a big deal about the big 6-4.
Royce Miller - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Malcolm.
Meriadoc - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
One thing can be said about Sir Paul, when he's 90 and senile his lyrics will still be as _meaningful_ as they always have been... :-P

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