-> "Helen Keller"
Original Song Title:
"Helter Skelter"
Parody Song Title:
"Helen Keller"
The Lyrics
when we get to the bottom
we go back to the top of the page
where you stop with a lurch
and you fly in a rage
then, its me, that's you're sockin'
and i seize you again...seize you again
do you, don't you want me to reach you ?
you calm it down fast or i just can't teach you
say it, say it, say it...c'mon say what ya oughta
well, a word, you must mutter, and that word is "water"
(WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH)
helen keller...helen keller...helen keller...yeah
a-will you, won't you want me to wake you ?
you've come along fast, and that's cause i make you
read it, read it, read it...read it all with no glancin'
well, a book, you'll be lovin' with those fingers dancin'
helen keller...helen keller...helen keller...ooh
look out...cause here she come
and i bet, if i bought 'em, she'd attack and her digits would glide
wouldn't stop...she would burn...and be filled up inside
and i know if she got 'em, she would read 'em and grin
read 'em and grin
well, do you, don't you want me to bug you
i'm ready to blast, but i'd never slug you
show 'em, show 'em, show 'em...show 'em all what i taught ya
well, you squeaked out a mumble, but the folks all gotcha
hands out ! ...helen keller...helen keller...helen keller
hands out !...helen keller...she's learnin' so fast
yes, she is...yes, she is...learnin' so fast
oh, now, helen keller...woo hoo
(I GET WISDOM THROUGH MY FINGERS !)
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