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Song Parodies -> "Burberry Chavs Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Fields Forever"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Burberry Chavs Forever"

Parody Written by:

Robert Mackle

The Lyrics

My ode to chavs everywhere.
Let me run them down cos I really hate, burberry chavs,
Go take a bath, learn to read and write your name.
Burberry chavs will never.

Spitting is easy with chav clothes, shouting and fighting all I see,
They think its hard to throw bottles at the elderly, but I tend to disagree.

We should hunt them down, shoot them in the mouth, burberry chavs,
What point do they have?
Its all swings and roundabouts,
Burberry chavs I'll sever.

None of them think they just smoke weed, selling drugs to kids I know,
Cheating benefits and pimping up their ride, setting fire to poor hobos.

Genocide them now, turn them into dust,
Murder a must,
Chop them all up,
Before they smash my car again.
Burberry Chavs wherever.

Breeding with chavs, scallies spawn now - I know you know its not a dream.
I think my neighbour's one and the girl who works at Tesco, now they're laughing here at me.

Let me show you the, future of mankind,
Are we all blind?
Soon we will find,
On street corners everywhere...
Burberry chavs forever,
Burberry chavs forever,
Burberry chavs forever.

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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Phil Alexander - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I see there's been a chav voter ;-)
Robert Mackle - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I vote that everyone should have to make a comment with their marks, to justify their claims. CHAVS NOT WANTED HERE :p
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Great as ever! ;-D 555s
Adagio - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one! 5's
hd5 gyall.. - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
eya yhoo lot need 2 get a life ye, u bare sad cumin on eya riytin dese coments yeah seen braaaap
Michael Pacholek - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I missed this one the first time around, probably because at the time I didn't know what the hell a chav was. Now I know: We have them in America, but we don't have a single, widely-accepted word for them. I usually call them "schmucks who don't know how to dress and think that listening to hip-hop gives them street cred." This should tell the story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGy2VqIbtmQ

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