Song Parodies -> "Wild Nights Of Ours, History"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

"Wild Nights Of Ours, History"

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The Lyrics

Sometimes I write about things that are in no way about me. Such is the case here.

[intro]

I took, a pill small, for some love, it was needed
Won't quite get hard - have ED
I took, sev'ral more, more than three... dose exceeded
Still quite not hard - have ED..

And there's no rise...
No manly pole groove
I can't unfold.. my love

Need action now...
Help for the old screw
'Took drugs they sold.... you'

I look, at my girl, my wife's so... disappointed
Wild nights of ours - history
Too much, did I take, to ensure... that he's pointed?
Still might get hard - wait and see
(Yeah)

[solo, meanwhile things change]

I see him wow!...,
Bulge I've detected
Came unexpected (eww!)

Woes over now...
I'm not dejected
I'll stand corrected soon...

We shook, all night long, sun comes up, I'm not sleeping
Still mighty hard - agony!

(and) I place a call

To nine one one - urgently!.......

[fade out with lots of moaning]

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Agrimorfee - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

jOHNNY D? :) . Not bad.

John Barry - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

He's hung like a horse but has remorse/Because he's unable to trim the gorse/He needs a course of pills that give force to his failed mast, Mr. ED. 5s

alvin rhodes - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

careful what ya wish for...lol...5s

Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

I've heard of Ants in your pants, but this is ridiculous! Which is, sort of, the point, isn't it? Five cc. of saltpeter.

AFW - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

This was not hard to understand....which is always a good rule for a parody...very well done..fives

Stephen Harrington - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

555, I love it!

Red Ant - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, John, Alvin, Michael, AFW, Stephen and the FA voter.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

We recently had a patient at my clinic, 80-85 years old, who has a "problem" after a prostate operation, he's getting an involuntary hardon that lasts for up to 3 hours, and he can't get it down. Now here's the thing, the operation took place more than 20 years ago but his wife haven't wanted him to complain about this side effect until now!

Red Ant - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Peter, and I thank you immensely for sharing that story. I hate to ask: How did your staff treat his staff?!

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Red Ant: We're an emergency unit, and this was secondary to what he came for in the first place, so he was reffered to a specialist - and by that I do not mean a brothel! :-)

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