Song Parodies -> "Can't Buy Me Lola (A mash-up)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me love"

Original Performer:

"Can't Buy Me Lola (A mash-up)"

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The Lyrics

The Kinks meet the Beatles!

We met in a club down in Soho where they drink champagne like Coke
She said "let's dance," I said "all right" (though she sounded like a bloke)
She squeezed me tight, my spine is hurtin', Lola, I don't understand

We drank champagne and danced all night by candles that used watts
She said "dear boy let us go home, because I think that you are hot"
To find the door I had some trouble, but Lola took me by the hand

Can't buy me Lola, never kissed a chick before
Can't buy me Lola, lo-lo-Lo-la!

Girls will be boys, boys will be girls, all over the land
I may not be so masculine, but I know I'm a man
But I have no doubts about Lola, gender bender was her plan

Can't buy me Lola, gender bender was her plan
Can't buy me Lola, woman or man?

Girls will be boys, boys will be girls, all over the land
I may not be very masculine, but I know I'm a man
But I have no doubts about Lola, gender bender was her plan

Can't buy me Lola, Lola
Can't buy me lo-Lo-la!

Song parody by Mason "can't sell a spoof" Resnick

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Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Very clever mashup, Mason...I kept losing the tune and singing the wrong song! 555

John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Clever indeed. 5. I've never tried one; it looks too difficult.

alvin rhodes - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

my favorite of the day...nice smooshing

Red Ant - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

I had two ideas for mash-ups that were abandoned due to difficulty: Mixing R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet with Eminem's Cleaning Out The Closet and a a 3 way mash up called "What's That Smells Like Teen Spirit In The Sky" (songs should be obvious).

MasonR - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Kristof--thanks! I also kept singing the wrong tune. Is that a good sign or a bad one? John--thanks! The first two stanzas were easy...then it got challenging. Alvin--thanks! My first smoosh (mashup, whatever) in a while. Red Ant--I'd love to hear the 3-way mash-up...LOL on the title...which tune would you use?

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