Oh Charlie!
Please believe one!
Soon, one will give up one's throne
Believe one when one tells you...
Soon, you will rule on your own

Oh Charlie!
It's foolhardy
t'think that you can wish one away
Believe one when one tells you...
(whooooo!)
One'll get to choo-oose that day

When you told one
you didn't think you'd get the chance
oh well, you know, one hates to see one's son cry-y-y
When you told one
you wear Camilla's underpants
oh well, you know, that's not what one should confi-i...i...i-i-ide

Oh, Charlie!
You're quite barmy!
(said loving-ly, as your mum)
Believe one when one tells you...
You might have had too much sun

(believe one, Charlie)

When you told one
(whoooooo!)
you and Diana would be wed
oh well, you know, one got all choked up insi-i-ide
When they told one
you'd bonked Camilla, instead!
oh well you know, one nearly broke down and crie-ie...ieie-ie-ied

Oh Charlie!
One's your mummy!
One'd never let you down
(oh believe one, Charlie)
However, when one sees you
(whoooooo!)
one finds it hard not to frown