Song Parodies -> "Wrecking Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"Wrecking Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Overlook my little repair things that I know nothing about. :D I was guessing. Needless to say, this parody doesn't apply to all men either...some actually KNOW what they're doing. ; )

He's a real Wrecking Man
Acting like Big Repairman
Making all his repair plans, he's so shoddy.

Doesn't have a plan or two
"Don't need them there plans like you.
Throw them out, I'll do just what I please."

Wrecking Man, hey c'mon (Aw la la la la)
Don't you know I'm the missus? (Yea la la la la)
Wrecking Man (Ah la la la la)
My word!! That might be wrecked, man (Ah la la la la)

He's so dim, deaf to my plea.
Should that wire be two or three?
Wrecking Man, can you see wires at all?

Wrecking Man, ain't worth it. (Ah la la la la)
Take off time, favor curried. (Ah la la la la)
Just leave all (Ah la la la la)
Till some expert can lend you a hand (Ah la la la la).

Has he lost that little screw?
Now what is he going to do?
Broke the bit in like sized bits of three.

Wrecking Man, just take ten (Ah la la la la)
See the parts that you're missin' (Ah la la la la)
Wrecking Man (Ah la la la la)
My word!! That might be wrecked, man (Ah la la la la).

Let's call a real repairman.
Although he just might be bland.
Making all his thoughtful plans for us bodies.
Making all his thoughtful plans for us bodies.
Making all his thoughtful plans for us bodies.

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Stephen Harrington - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't know the original, but it's fairly ammusing, I don't know crap about fixing things either.

alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

i like the way you fixed this song...5s

Rick C - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Great one, Pat! I was a Wrecking Man at one point in time but, over the years, I've gotten much better at repair work. Now, I can wreck anything in half the time. 555

AFW - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I reckon you know what you're talkin' about, here..good job, fives

Adagio - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Stephen (true confessions? lol)

Thanks alvin

Rick...thanks, for the vote and cracking me up.

Thanks AFW

Paul Robinson - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

When were you in my neck of the woods, Pat? It sounds like the last time I worked on my own car...Actually, I NEVER do any of this stuff...that's why you have a job...to pay someone ELSE to screw your stuff up...5's ~ ~ ~

John Barry - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I can really identify with this. 5s

Adagio - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul...actually there was a taping crew planted behind that bush, tring to keep a straight face.

Thanks John!!

Red Ant - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I always work on my own stuff if I can, that way if it winds up screwed up I know how it got that way (fixing other peoples' mistakes is a PITA). I spent the better part of the day assembling shelving units - after I messed up the first one I decided to look at the manual, turns out I did nothing wrong, the parts just fit incredibly sloppy (and were stamped backwards). Good work Pat, 5s.

Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Good job, quality is job 555.

Adagio - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Jack - "after I messed up the first one I decided to look at the manual" lolol...must be contagious. Thanks. Thanks Larry.

Will Rogers - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment

"I never met a wreck I didn't like"

Adagio - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks 'Will' : )

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