Song Parodies -> "Lovely Cheetahs"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

"Lovely Cheetahs"

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The Lyrics

lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
lovely cheetahs...speedy-made

lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
nothing's as close to genius
quick as a dart, they stalk their heartsick prey
boundin' by, are wild stampeders
when they caught a glimpse of cheetahs
runnin' through the thicket till their little thighs shook
then a cat regained control, here
made a gash across an ol' deer
made him limp a little from a massacred gam

lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
races transpire so fleetly
when the gnu flee, its rapidly, you see

cheetahs !

when in bouts, they're always winners
had giraffe last night for dinner
tell ya, it was silly just how fast it was pinned
up the hill, the cheetahs waited
took it down, and then they ate it
wolfin' down the poor thing in a minute or two

oh...lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
dangerous, if they scout you
quick as a wink, they'll make a rendezvous

lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
lovely cheetahs...speedy-made
oh...lovely cheetahs, cheetahs...speedy-made
lovely cheetahs...speedy-made

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John Barry - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

On your hunt for fives, you've succeeded superbly.

AFW - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

It's a jungle out there...interesting and well done..

alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks john and AFW

Larry Hensley - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder, if chester cheetah is somewhere hiding under. Very non-cheesy parody, 555 cheetos

Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

"speedy-made" - gnice gnu twist. Less than Fives would cheetah ya.

Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

One note - cheetahs are not always successful hunters - they only catch around 25% of what they stalk. AFAIK they are the only cats that do not have retractable claws, and the only big cats that purr. Very cool animals indeed. 5s.

LucidLupin - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

loved "runnin' through the thicket till their little thighs shook". All Superb - 555

alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks larry tommy red ant (thanks for the info, very cool) & lee :)

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